Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen's definitions

Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017