Inane Alaina's definitions

sleepstalking

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012