2 definitions by Impure Client

Mexican pony ride

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

by Impure Client October 3, 2009

Mexican food fight

While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.

We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.

by Impure Client October 3, 2009