Jolley Rancher

An irrection, boner

"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"

by Ime Daman August 05, 2008

Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 05, 2008