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Nathan

Some kind of ginger motherfucker who is good at everything but math, plays contact sports, doesn't sleep, is oblivious to everyone who likes him and always wants girls way out of his league. He has a somewhat deep voice but an annoying goofy laugh. He's fucking massive and really doesn't give a shit about your opinion. He was fat as hell and now hes athletic as hell. Nobody except for his friends know much about him, except for the fact that they want to be him. He probably has a friend named kenny who is really pissed and horny all the time and Nate makes sad dweebs at school feel better by being a friend. You either love him or hate him, but the hate comes from jealousy you feel because your head's at his knee. The thing is though, the further away from him you stay, the closer he gets to your mom and your older sister . If you become a half brother or uncle, it's probably his fault. He's a salty motherfucker who will roast you like his sausage in yo momma and then when you swing he'll beat your ass. He's more than not so deep in the friendzone he forgets what he's even trying to do.

Douchey Rich Kid; "Yo, ginger, I bet you failed math,"
Nate; "Ay, I could get a 15 and still do better than your dad's condom,"
DRK's friends; "Oh shiiit,"

Douchey Rich Kid; "I'm gonna beat your ass and then vape in the bathroom,"*Swings, gets blocked*
Nate; *beats douche like its his meat*
DRK's friends; "Shiiiiit, Nathan's a fuckinh tank,"

by Im taken ladies July 25, 2018