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Alive bacon 

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"
Alive bacon by Im jus coo January 22, 2021
!!TW cops!!

People that are gross and apart of law enforcement. Used to be cute animals but now those animals are called alive bacon.
"MOMMMMMMMM I WANT A PET PIGGGGGGG!!!!"

"Sweetie, i cant buy a cop."
Pig by Im jus coo January 22, 2021