Definitions by Im a wizard.

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

HaramboSexual 

A Sexuality where you are attracted to Harambe the Gorilla.

#DixInHarambe

-I'm HaramboSexual, do you accept me?
-Go fu*k yourself you special snowflake

HaramboSexual by Im a wizard. September 9, 2016