Definitions by Illiterate banshee

LFDT

LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!

Mary: Dude, are you sure?
Josh: LFDT

LFDT by Illiterate banshee June 10, 2017

perfect pun 

A pun that is so well played it is literally not funny.

Female= the original iron man is a perfect pun

perfect pun by Illiterate banshee April 20, 2017

abc 

Always be classy.

Boys have swag but men have class so remember guys abc

abc by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017

Zeusbag 

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.

(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!

Zeusbag by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017

fuck off my couch 

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

fuck off my couch by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017