Illiterate banshee's definitions

LFDT

LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!

Mary: Dude, are you sure?
Josh: LFDT

by Illiterate banshee June 10, 2017

perfect pun

A pun that is so well played it is literally not funny.

Female= the original iron man is a perfect pun

by Illiterate banshee April 20, 2017

fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017

Zeusbag

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.

(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!

by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017

abc

Always be classy.

Boys have swag but men have class so remember guys abc

by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017