LFDT

LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!
Mary: Dude, are you sure?
Josh: LFDT
by Illiterate banshee June 10, 2017
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abc

Always be classy.
Boys have swag but men have class so remember guys abc
by Illiterate banshee March 09, 2017
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fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
by Illiterate banshee March 08, 2017
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perfect pun

A pun that is so well played it is literally not funny.
Female= the original iron man is a perfect pun
by Illiterate banshee April 20, 2017
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Zeusbag

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.
(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!
by Illiterate banshee March 09, 2017
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