1 definition by Ilikebigbuttaandicannotlie

Upperton

Upperton is probably the whitest surname I've ever heard of but we all know what white people are like. Fucking ugly asses, dumb bitches that go around saying sksksksksksksk all the time. When I hear upperton I think of a gamer girl that goes in her console or some shit and plays with guys she CLAIMS she's not interested in but in reality IS.

Jamie: Oi, Use the pistol you fucking slag
Nancy: I'm trying you fuckboy
Jamie: peasant
Nancy: Unseasoned Swine
Jamie: FUCKING UPPERTON
Nancy: peppa pig looking ass
Jamie: Thomas the Wank Engine
Nancy: lanky boi
Jamie: UPPYOURPUSSYTON

by Ilikebigbuttaandicannotlie October 24, 2019