1 definition by IfYouDontPooGetThatShitChecked
A socially awkward girl often referred to as a "wifi-dependant hobbit". Go easy on her, getting out of bed this morning was much harder than it should've been. Don't be offended if you feel ignored by her, she probably thinks you hate her. And don't call her Jazzy as it will ensure that she never speaks to you again.
Person: "Woah, Jazlyn, we haven't spoken for ages!"
Jazlyn: "Excuse me, I must return to the shire."
Jazlyn: "Excuse me, I must return to the shire."
by IfYouDontPooGetThatShitChecked May 19, 2013