Definitions by Identity Crisis

in yer optic nerve 

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

in yer optic nerve by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

Klondike 

a gay eskimo

Klondike by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

gubernaculum 

someone who swerves recklessly off of a dirt road into a stranger's yard and runs over 2 porcelain chickens then stomps gas and gets the hell out of there. Don't ask. It actually happened.

yer mom

gubernaculum by Identity Crisis May 7, 2003