Definitions by Iceman Cometh

Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

Jerk Monkey by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

Poor 

To be poor is to be tired of eating Top Ramen for every meal of the day.

I'm as /poor/ as a mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

If I eat Top Ramen one more time I will shit out an asian!

Poor by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009