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rogert

Rogert (pronounced gogurt) is an individual who will often falsely claim his name is pronounced row-jert. Occasionally mistaken for August Alsina, gogurt will go to lengths to prove the two are similar. A Rogert can often be seen hanging out around his two counterparts, an alcoholic personal trainer and a mentally disturbed Albanian bodybuilder. If you encounter a Rogert in the wild, he can be neutralized by a simple wave check maneuver.

That guy put a durag on his cat? Man he must have been hanging out with a total Rogert...

by IceCube73 November 22, 2021