Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person

Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again

by Ice Kingz January 05, 2011

slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel

you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?

by Ice Kingz January 05, 2011