slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel
you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?
by Ice Kingz January 05, 2011
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Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person
Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again
by Ice Kingz January 05, 2011
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