Definitions by Ian Lus

PILD

PILD is an acronym that stands for Penis Induced Love Disorder. PILD is the tendency for some women to fall in love with a man after they have sex. This can be a good thing or problematic. It's good if the man feels the same way. It's problematic if the man doesn't feel the same way.

An argument can be made for the existence of the female counterpart, VILD.

Said to a woman: "Be careful if you have sex with him, you might get PILD."
Said to a man: "Be careful if you have sex with her, she might get PILD."
Said by a man to a woman before sex: "Just letting you know that if we have sex you might get PILD. Are you willing to take the risk?"

PILD by Ian Lus April 28, 2019