cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.

"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"

by Ian Dustrial February 28, 2014