eldri

Best person in the world. Will eat you up and devour you senseless. Naughty and freaky girl and if you ever come across a middle names girl with this name, just know you’re lucky because she knows a lot about positions thanks to a story app. Be good to her and she will treat you well. Give her cappuccinos and 2 minute noodles and a sloppy toppy is what you are about to get.
“Dude, I just met my match!”
“What’s her middle name?”
“Eldri”
“So when are you going to the bathroom?”
by Iamtherobots November 21, 2021
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