Agarioism

𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 2D 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛.𝚒𝚘. 𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚖 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢.

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜. 𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛.𝚒𝚘 𝚍𝚢𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚌. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜.

𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚂𝙳 (𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚖 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛), 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎-𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 98% 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜.

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚅𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝙳 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕.

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚖, 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗.

Her: I have moderate Agarioism.
Him: Even better. You’re experienced with balls.

by IGotTea March 05, 2023