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To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”
by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020
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beat you to oblivion

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To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.
Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020
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beat you senseless

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To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!
Quit being stupid fool, or I'm gonna beat you senseless!!!
by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013
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