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Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.

Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.

Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).

Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"

Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."

Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.
by I swear I'm not with him December 22, 2005
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