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The Game

The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs.

THE POPE RULE
Humanity wins The Game when a diplomat of the human race gets the Pope to say, "I Lost the Game" on national television at which point a new round of The Game begins.

"I Lost the Game" - Pope Francis I

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