Lem

a different and far cooler way of saying "lame".
John: Are you going to Sharon's party?

Mary: No. Sharon's lem.
by I love lamp. October 17, 2008
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Tila Tequila

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.
Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.
by I love lamp. October 17, 2008
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