Definitions by I love lamp.

Lem

a different and far cooler way of saying "lame".

John: Are you going to Sharon's party?

Mary: No. Sharon's lem.

Lem by I love lamp. February 21, 2009

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.

Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.