Definitions by I licked a cat one time

alaskan tailpipe 

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

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alaskan tailpipe by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016