Definitions by I just ate a bat

Bikaking 

The splice of the two sports, biking and kayaking, bikaking is that in which a hole is cut in the seat of a kayak and placed on top of the bike seat, the bikak is then road downhill to a ramp in which you attempt to take as much air as possible and land in a body of water in which the bikak keeps you afloat

Do you want to go bikaking this summer?

Bikaking by I just ate a bat May 22, 2020

Nathaniel and Jerry

The shark gods, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark and rulers of the Atlantic

In this cult, we worship the Shark Gods, Nathaniel and Jerry.

Nathaniel and Jerry by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

The Shark Gods 

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

The Shark Gods by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020