I eat your toes for breakfast's definitions

Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

Grass grippers

Noun- A human with lower region limbs that claw at grass

"Oh my god"
"What?"
"LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE GRASS GRIPPERS THAT PERSON HAS!"

by I eat your toes for breakfast July 20, 2022

Your mom

A person who is either absolutely caring and loving towards you or in many cases a complete scumbag

Extra # 1: Hey man how´s your mom?
Extra: Can I have your mom instead

by I eat your toes for breakfast March 12, 2022