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Jaws of hell 

Something gay guys, or straight guys who can't get laid, call the vagina.
Similar to bros before hoes, it is designed to make getting laid seem lame.
Brian: Dude! I can't believe you slept with that chick. You might get swallowed by the jaws of hell and never recover!
Joe:... no.