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Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008

booty's thick 8

Named for it's creator, it is a hollowed out dildo made to slide over the shaft of the penis. This makes it possible to have anal sex with other men without feeling weird about it, essentially enabling the wearer to claim that he is not gay.

Guy 1: "I can't believe you were diddlin' some dude's dirtbox when I walked into the apartment last night."

Guy 2 (holding booty's thick 8): "Dude, I ain't gay."

by I dig chicks hey June 10, 2007