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mrs. parker 

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt
Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

mrs. parker 

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt
Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."
That thing you don't get taught about in school.
"What the hell are taxes."