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Clutch-Fucking 

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

Elephant Trunk Brother 

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.
Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.