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Definitions by I am the real Bob the builder

Kiss your homies goodnight 

Every night you must kiss your homies good night. IT'S THE RULES!
Friend 1: *kisses his homie(friend 2)*
Friend 2: "what the heck dude"
Friend 1: "Remember kiss your homies goodnight"
Friend 2: " oh ok" * kiss friend 1"
Friend 2:o

Touch your Friends balls day 

When a another guy touches your balls threw your pants.....Everyday
Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day

Friday 2: oh ok sure

National stright guys show eachother dick day 

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*