2 definitions by I am the mar

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call
Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.
by I am the mar June 28, 2019
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Blood in the face and mouth after performing oral sex on a menstruating female
Last night I was very randy and had it all, including some loin burgundy
by I am the mar December 19, 2018
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