dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.

My name is Richard, or Dick for short.

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Macaron

This is very different from a macaroon. A macaroon is a coconut pastry, that is fluffy and white. A macaron, however, looks like a sandwich and is made of a cookie-like substance. There is filling on the inside. Learn the difference, people.

"What is your favorite dessert?"

"A macaroon."
"Oh, I don't like coconut."
"Neither do I. But I love those lil' sandwich thingies."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S NOT A MACAROON THAT'S A MACARON"

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019