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Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019