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Definitions by I KAN SPEEL

downtown Manhattan 

The center of the universe.
Downtown Manhattan is the economic center of the economic center of the economic center of the economic center of the economic center.
downtown Manhattan by I KAN SPEEL December 9, 2023

Long Island railroad 

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Shelter Island,N.Y. 

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.