Guy 1 : "So you're my best friend right? "
Guy 2: "Yea why?"
Guy 1: "Can u keep a secret? "
Guy 2 : "Umm yea I guess "
Guy 1: "Sooo..I sort of cheated on Shatice last week"
Guy 2: "Well let's get started "
Guy 1: "Doing what exactly? "
Guy 2: "Planning your funeral cuz that
bitch bout' to murder u😐
