Definitions by I AM McGehee, Dammit!

lolbonics

The language spoken by lolcats, O RLY owls, and assorted other internet sillinesses

I'z on yr intarwebs lrnin yr lolbonics!

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.