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When your dog hogs, steals your spot, or just straight up conquers your bed, couch, or any type of furniture. This is seen more in larger dogs but can also be seen in smaller dogs.
I want to go to bed but Art is dogspreading.
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When you’ve seen either Top Gun or Top Gun: Maverick once or many many times and you now or still have have the dying urge to see it again. It’s a fatal disease that usually takes around 3-4 months to take your life after seeing a Top Gun movie.
Patient: I saw Top Gun: Maverick 5 times all ready and I have a dying urge to see it 5 more times.

Doctor: you’ve got Notenoughtopgunidous and you’re gonna die in the next few months if it doesn’t go away.
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