Definitions by I<3Sgt.Frog

Slap Ass Friday 

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

Slap Ass Friday by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Footsy 

A game played in Elementary School and Middle School where children try to kick one another's legs under the table. Without get into trouble.

Natalie and Jake where playing Footsy in class. Suddenly, Natalie accidentally kicked Jake in his private area. He wanted to scream because Natalie kicked super hard, but Jake had to hold it in so they wouldn't get into trouble.

Footsy by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Begley 

A kick-ass British squirrel who rebels against authority figures. He is a character in Neurotically Yours. (Foamy The Squirrel) He has a purple Mohawk, yellow eyes, and a spiked tail. He had spent eighteen months in jail for calling the Queen of England a wanker. He is a friend of Foamy.

"All year long I've seen kids play video-games where people are shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and are ran over! All of a sudden, one little sexy pops up in a video-game and everyone has to 'save the children'. SCREW THE CHILDREN !"

*Pulls out middle fingers*
- Begley

Begley by I<3Sgt.Frog July 11, 2010