I<3Sgt.Frog's definitions

Add Me

Something that real whores tell everyone to do, but no one adds. These douchebags really enjoy posting "add me" to every band they befriend and what not. These people actually don't have friends, that's why they ask "Add me? I'm a whore and I'm bi and I'm pretty and . ." Seriously these people need to be shot two-hundred times, have their private part cut off and fed to them, stabbed in the face forty-five times, have both of their feet cut off and shoved up their ass, cut off their arms section by section, and then thrown down an icy river so they drown. (:

Stephanie: Damn add me tramps !
Junior: Yeah, I know ! They kept on spamming this band's status so then the band blocked them and deleted them.
Stephanie: Haha that's what they get for being idiots.
Junior: Yep and Tom Anderson said he was going to kill them !
Stephanie: Thank God.

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 17, 2010

Footsy

A game played in Elementary School and Middle School where children try to kick one another's legs under the table. Without get into trouble.

Natalie and Jake where playing Footsy in class. Suddenly, Natalie accidentally kicked Jake in his private area. He wanted to scream because Natalie kicked super hard, but Jake had to hold it in so they wouldn't get into trouble.

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Butt Hunting

A fun game you play in middle school and high school. You ask your friends to help you find a perfect butt during passing period. You point out butts until your friend says it's nice or something. You just look for a perfect one for your taste.

Austin: Let's go butt hunting!
Me: Okay, shoot.
Austin: Okay how about that butt?
Me: Nah, it's to wide.
Austin: How about the other one?
Me: Nah, it's too old.
Austin: How about the one on the left?
Nah, it's too saggy.
Austin: How about that one?
Me: PERFECT! :D

by I<3Sgt.Frog October 15, 2010