I<3Sgt.Frog's definitions

Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010

Add Me

Something that real whores tell everyone to do, but no one adds. These douchebags really enjoy posting "add me" to every band they befriend and what not. These people actually don't have friends, that's why they ask "Add me? I'm a whore and I'm bi and I'm pretty and . ." Seriously these people need to be shot two-hundred times, have their private part cut off and fed to them, stabbed in the face forty-five times, have both of their feet cut off and shoved up their ass, cut off their arms section by section, and then thrown down an icy river so they drown. (:

Stephanie: Damn add me tramps !
Junior: Yeah, I know ! They kept on spamming this band's status so then the band blocked them and deleted them.
Stephanie: Haha that's what they get for being idiots.
Junior: Yep and Tom Anderson said he was going to kill them !
Stephanie: Thank God.

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 17, 2010

d-(^.^)z

A cheerful smiley giving you a thumbs up.

Abby: I got an iPod! (:
Toni: What color? O:
Abby: It's blue. d:
Toni: You're so lucky ! ):
Abby: Don't worry, I'll share it with you. (:
Toni: Yay! d-(^.^)z

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 27, 2010