Bophades

Achilles twin brother, and son of the sea goddess Thetis. Like Achilles, was gifted with invincibility with one major weakness, a crotch susceptible to striking, smashing, bashing, thrusting, plunging, poking, prodding, nudging, flicking, kicking, punching, stepping, stomping, or last but not least a female putting the Whoopi on a pedestal and playing the long game. (Marriage)

“Man, he should have been wearing his cup because he got sacked like Bophades nuts!”