1 definition by I'm definitely your dad
University of Spoiled Children
A place where super rich Beverly Hills blondes get with the wildest frat boys in the nation. If you're a girl you MUST be hot to be admitted, and most importantly, no fake blondes are allowed on campus. Almost every boy is a Business major, so if you're a USC girl you definitely has sex with tons of future CEOs. If you can go to USC you don't even need college because you family has more money than God. Also, we're better than UCLA.
A place where super rich Beverly Hills blondes get with the wildest frat boys in the nation. If you're a girl you MUST be hot to be admitted, and most importantly, no fake blondes are allowed on campus. Almost every boy is a Business major, so if you're a USC girl you definitely has sex with tons of future CEOs. If you can go to USC you don't even need college because you family has more money than God. Also, we're better than UCLA.
by I'm definitely your dad June 28, 2015