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Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008
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Dry Martini

The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
by I'm Athiest March 17, 2008
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