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Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

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The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

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