2 definitions by I will fuck elders for heroin.
A young thirteen-year-old girl who lives in Colorado and has a serious addiction to heroin. If you are a lonely old lady, you can pay her in heroin to eat you out and suck your titties. She will shit inside of you and peg you if you bring your own dildo. If you are a lonely old man, she will suck you off, shit in your ass, peg your ass (again, bring your own dildo), and much more. There are other things she can do to you including BDSM. Just hit her up. Bring all of your heroin to her house. Her last customer, Debbie from Minnesota, was extremely satisfied with her tongue skills and she had a really shriveled clit. Hit up Naomi to feel young and sexy again, and you will help satisfy a crippling heroin addiction.
"That Naomi ate out my old dried up pussy so well. She made me feel young again."
"Naomi is really good at sucking dick. Even if you have E.D.!"
"Naomi hasn't been looking so good lately. She cries herself to sleep and does heroin every day. I think she's traumatized from fucking so many old people."
"Naomi is really good at sucking dick. Even if you have E.D.!"
"Naomi hasn't been looking so good lately. She cries herself to sleep and does heroin every day. I think she's traumatized from fucking so many old people."
by I will fuck elders for heroin. January 12, 2020
When a male's sexual partner yanks his penis as hard as they can until it cums and then makes a drawing on their own body with his cum. Sometimes known as the "Andy Warhol"
"My boyfriend likes it when I give him the o'l yankee doodle. Last night I managed to make a smiley face on my stomach."
by I will fuck elders for heroin. May 2, 2020