1 definition by I can't see you
Characterized by his/her likelyhood to slam into objects or people with a surprisingly high frequency, a gireesh is anyone that is illegally blind. This means that the person cannot see more than two micrometers in front of of his/her face and has not been certified as blind by the United States Association of the Legally Blind (USALB).
Eye Doctor: I'm afraid that you won't be seeing me after this operation.
Gireesh: Are you serious? This is a miracle! I'll be cured!
Eye Doctor: Actually, you won't be seeing anyone after this operation, but you're probably acustomed to that by now. Look at the bright side, oh wait, you can't see the light.
Gireesh: Are you serious? This is a miracle! I'll be cured!
Eye Doctor: Actually, you won't be seeing anyone after this operation, but you're probably acustomed to that by now. Look at the bright side, oh wait, you can't see the light.
by I can't see you May 26, 2010