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national run a red light 

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

National Run Over A Child 

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!