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Townsenditis

When you suck the Phillies cock so hard their soul leaves the body. No matter what the Phillies are the best.

Pete loves the Phillies so much they are the best team all the time. He’s got that Townsenditis

by Hurts so good July 22, 2022

Townsenditis

Suck the Phillies cock so hard the Philly phantic soul leaves his body

He’s always picking up for the Phillies no matter what. He got that Townsenditis

by Hurts so good August 16, 2022