Definitions by Humpty Dance Gang

queer tea 

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

queer tea by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011