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Oldiewonk is generally
used
for anyone ovsr
65
, though could be used for anyone considered old, so if you're 18 then 40 is absolutely really old, but expect some kind of
comeback
if you do say that to their face LOL
How old are your
parents
now?
Oh, they're both
late
60's
Ah ok, so both oldiewonks?
Errrrm,
yeah
😂😂😂
Oldiewonk
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HumpBear
February 14, 2024
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