Human Shrek's definitions

Frunkophobia

Fear of fruit chunks mixed into things. Soggy fruit in drinks, popsicles or various foods. Fruit is usually the consistency of a loogie.

Would you like some lemonade with strawberries?

No, I have frunkophobia

by Human Shrek March 4, 2018

Wuitophobia

Fear of warm fruit by itself or in things. Pineapple on pizza, especially in desserts like apple pie.

Would you like apple pie?

No I have wuitophobia and that's gross.

by Human Shrek March 4, 2018