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Definitions by Hugh G Reckshin

Boner monkey 

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

Native rounder 

American Spirits. Organic hard hitting darts for hipsters.
Fuck bro, I'm only 20. Could you buy me a pack of turquoise native rounders?
Native rounder by Hugh G Reckshin February 24, 2020