headpass

A pass given to someone for oral sex, typically for free. A coupon to get a blowjob with the intensity of which that angry German kid beat up his computer. A ticket given by your girl when you want your shit sucked like how one sucks the Campbell's® Chicken Gravy on the mashed potatoes your mama makes for you and the fam every Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Bro #1: "Hell yeah! My girl just gave me a headpass for my birthday!"
Bro #2: "What's a headpass?"
Bro #1: "Come over today, I'll show you!"
Bro #2: "Bet"
by Hugh E. Recshin November 28, 2023
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